Parkin week continues with a peek into Parkin's diary!
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Dear Diary,
As you know, I would absolutely love a twin. Not in a sentimental way of course, it's just that I would be totally unstoppable if I could divide my plans to millionaire-dom between two like minds. I'd get there twice as fast, right? It makes complete and utter sense but Big Ol' Bossypants wouldn't buy me my double. I hope you didn't think that would pose a barrier to me in any way. You know me better than that I hope.
I know she is bald and naked right now but Frankenstein's Monster wasn't built in a day. I can tell already that we will be the best of friends/millionairesses.
It feels so great to finally have a twin!
Stay sexy,
Parkin
xox
