Today I caught Pippin on her way out and convinced her to let me feature the contents of her bag. After she demanded I photograph her looking all cool and disinterested, it was time to get bag raiding.
Me: What's all this Pippin?
Pippin: Just some spray paints for a craft project, hand sanitiser, a pretty scarf in case I, erm, get cold... and some leftover pizza for my dinner. Yep, that's right.
Me: Ooh pizza, can I have some? *opens box*
Pippin: Oh, erm...
Me: Pippin... is this why you keep sneaking out?
Pippin: What?!
Me: Don't think I didn't notice. It's not just Parkin who I've been keeping my eye on you know. You guys would run me ragged given half the chance!
Pippin: OK, you got me.
Me: Not to put a downer on your efforts or anything but do you not think it's a little foolish to spray paint your face everywhere?
Pippin: Huh?
Me: Never mind. You look great!
