To summarise: Parkin is being very cagey over the identity of her new gentlemen friend after being swept up in a whirlwind romance involving tea parties, miniatures and vintage Skipper.
Here is the next intriguing clue in the magnificent (that may be a little strong), mini-series 'The Mysterious Parkin'.
The time: Monday 02/05/2011 11am
The Place: Mine and Parkin's city penthouse*
Me: Hiya Parks, been shopping? Did you get bread?
Parkin: I didn't eat the last slice. Get it yourself.
Me: But you know I'm desperately trying to become a hermit.
Parkin: Wait until you see what I got before you start going off on tangents.
I'm going to look amazing!
Me: But you know I'm desperately trying to become a hermit.
Parkin: Wait until you see what I got before you start going off on tangents.
I'm going to look amazing!