Dear Diary: From Parkin With Love

Dear Diary, 

I have decided to make use of my extraordinary powers of deduction and natural sleuthing skills by starting my very own private detective agency. No doubt I'll be swamped with letters begging for my services any day now. 

I would have preferred a slightly smaller camera but what can you do when you've got a stingy boss lady controlling your spending, "You can borrow mine" doesn't always cut it.

I'm off to offer MI-5 services whilst I wait for the big cases to start rolling in. I'm sure they'll snap me up straight away, I have seen every episode of Spooks after all.

Stay Sexy,

Parkin

xox