Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

I am so excited about Christmas! CHRISTMAAAAAAS! Big Ol' Bossypants says it a bit early for all that but I've seen her secret Christmas planning notebook. I noticed I'm not in it yet...

I decided to rectify this by making a list of all the things I would like. I'm going to super glue it in the Crimbo notebook and reap the rewards. They don't call me a genius for nothing, Diary. I have demanded requested:

✏ Cool outfits
✏ A Dinosaur
✏ Colouring pencils
✏ Chocolate coins
✏ A fully furnished apartment of my own

Nothing too fancy as you can see. I'm very humble.

Have a very merry Thursday!

Stay sexy,

Parkin

xox