Thursday, 30 June 2011

Dear Diary by Parkin

Me explaining to Larkin what her pull ring is for.

Dear Diary,

My twin is finally complete! I say 'twin' but have you seen the colour of her hair?! You'd think Big Ol' Bossypants has never seen my hair before. I swear, if you want something done properly, do it yourself.

I have named her Larkin and she is going to make a great sidekick I can tell. We are best friends already but I do wish she wasn't so floppy.  That's not my fault though, it's the materials. Also, her eye mechanism doesn't seem to work. I've not got to the bottom of that yet but it is a top priority. 

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen had better watch out is all I can say. We are the new stylish twins in town!

Stay sexy,


  1. I just love all your posts. They are all just so funny. Gotta love Parkin, what's there not to?? She just reminds me of my 7 year old daughter, only on a bad day!!

  2. That is so kind of you, thank you! Your daughter sounds like she can be quite a handful in that case! A lovable one though, I'm sure :)


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